If I Had A Cisco

If I had a Cisco, I'd reboot it in the morning
I'd reboot it in the morning, all over this land
I'd reboot out danger, I'd reboot out a warning
I'd reboot about the love
Between my backbone and my Cisco
All over this land.

If I had a network, I'd regret it in the morning
I'd regret it in the evening, all over this land
I'd flood out danger, I'd flood out a warning
I'd ping about the love
Between my routers and my switches
All over this land.

If I had a mailer, I'd spam in the morning
I'd spam in the evening, all over this land
I'd spam about some viri, I'd spam out advertisements
I'd spam about the child, that dies
If you won't forward my message
All over this land.

I've got a Cisco, and I've got a network
Now I've got a mailer to spam over this land
It's a Cisco of justice, the spam of freedom
It's the spam of the love
Between my customers, my enemies
All over this land, yeah, yeah...
All over this land.